Gadget Getaway Enthusiast Mugs

Thanks boss. Jamming our cell phones was the best thing that ever happened to my social life!

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ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Dawing your Cellphone

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Bicycle sat nav.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'E-books?'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Who can we call?"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'