Travel Gadget Lover Pillows

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .