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"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'