Mobility Gadget Enthusiast Pillows

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ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'E-books?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

The secret lives of household things.

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

Batman - Face ID

Desert wifi

"Sorry, gotta go - I'm going to be late for my next meeting."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."