Future Of Mobility Enthusiasts Pillows

"Of course I've got an electric car to help save the environment."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'The penguin is upset...'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

Hazard of texting

Smartphone reads eye chart

"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

'... And in tech news, cue card holders are losing their jobs after being replaced with smartphone apps.'

London underground talks continued

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

NOT 2B

Showroom: Airbags Optional.

The Faith-Based Family

Mobility scooter hitman.

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'