Immobile Enthusiasts Pillows

"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Mohammad's motors

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Nice park. . .