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"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Sailor in Car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Mohammad's motors

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Penguin Remote

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'