Mobility Gadget Enthusiast Gifts

Walking Aids - �5 trade-in on your stick for this model!!

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

Batman - Face ID

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Desert wifi

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'