Tee Time Addict Pillows

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

The Amateur Golfer

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Golfers lost on the road

Golf

'You're away, Doc!'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'What a divot?'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

"Mind if we play through?"

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

Golfer couple just married

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

"Fore!"

Cat Lady

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

A Golfers In and Out Tray

'Don't you think you're carrying this 'oversized' thing a bit too far?'