Tee Time Addict Pillows

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

The Amateur Golfer

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'You're away, Doc!'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

Golfers lost on the road

Golf

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'What a divot?'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"Mind if we play through?"

Golfer couple just married

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"Fore!"

Cat Lady

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

'Don't you think you're carrying this 'oversized' thing a bit too far?'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

'Ooh? Is it time we were going?'