Tee Time Joker Pillows

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

Wicked slice, Stanley

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Golfers lost on the road

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

The End is Night

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Golf

'What a divot?'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"Back to school...you mean there's more?"

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

Golfer couple just married

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"Mind if we play through?"

A Golfers In and Out Tray

'Don't you think you're carrying this 'oversized' thing a bit too far?'

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

Skeleton on an out of order escalator.

'Ooh? Is it time we were going?'

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

"I'm making you breakfast in bed. What do you want on your pizza?"

'Bad homework eating dog! Bad!'

Good luck making this shot.

Big bird atop 18th hole flag on golf course.

Oh no, it's some kind of mass grave

How's it going in there, little buddy? You've got twelve people out here waiting to use the loo. Of course I do. How come nobody ever has to use the bathroom until I'm in it? I'm in here for five minutes, and all of a sudden the whole country has to go. You've been in there for almost an hour. They can wait!!!

'Does it have a little red dot on it?'