Sabbatical Dreamer Gifts

"If my teacher can take a sabbatical, why can't I?"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Try me/try me/try me...

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'See you in two weeks!'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'I like to think of the common bile duct as the gateway to the Bahamas.

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.