News Sabbatical Seeker Gifts

"Would you feel better, Sue...if we stopped watching the news?"

Working Holiday

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Technological Dependence.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Planned service changes

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"I need a gap year."

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

Planned service changes

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

Just along for the ride.

Salesman on Holiday

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

No wifi. Talk to each other and get drunk hour, 5-7.

R. Chones, Financial Counselor: On Vacation. Watch Suze Orman.

"It's so easy to tell when Larry needs a vacation. The ozone smell is always a dead give-away!"

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

'I've given you 110% for ten years as you requested. Now I'm taking the year off that I've earned!'