Taking A Sabbatical Gifts

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Pastor, we think it's time for your sabbatical."

Planned Service Changes

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

And so, Theron Heir, writer of Rudy Park, has unveiled the nature of the looming apocalypse … You're quitting? No. Taking a vacation. For one year. A whole year?! We'll miss commenting on the election! The country needs my incisive, unbridled passion for social justice! This is an outrage! AN OUT – Wait … are we going someplace tropical? Actually, we're auditioning new writers next week. I'm vacationing. You're still going to be here. An outrage!!!

Planned service changes

'Why don't you just send it a post card?'

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Technological Dependence.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Working Holiday

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

Temporarily Unavailable

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Planned service changes

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years."

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

Just along for the ride.

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'