Sabbatical Seeker Gifts

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

Working Holiday

Desert Island BBQ

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Tourists in Egypt

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Technological Dependence.

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

The Airport.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"I need a gap year."

"Honey, run!"

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Commuter on the Orient Express

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

You need to relax. Take this prescription to any travel agent.