Sabbatical Seeker Pillows

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

Working Holiday

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Desert Island BBQ

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Tourists in Egypt

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Technological Dependence.

Summertime.

The Airport.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"I need a gap year."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"Honey, run!"

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

Commuter on the Orient Express

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

Just along for the ride.

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

You need to relax. Take this prescription to any travel agent.