Tech Sabbatical Seeker Pillows

We've agreed - no laptops.

Working Holiday

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Technological Dependence.

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"I need a gap year."

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

Planned service changes

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

Just along for the ride.

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.

No wifi. Talk to each other and get drunk hour, 5-7.

R. Chones, Financial Counselor: On Vacation. Watch Suze Orman.

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

'I've given you 110% for ten years as you requested. Now I'm taking the year off that I've earned!'

Sabbatical Diary: Day Six - I notice my surroundings.