Tech Sabbatical Seeker Pillows

We've agreed - no laptops.

Working Holiday

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Technological Dependence.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"I need a gap year."

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Planned service changes

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

Just along for the ride.

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

No wifi. Talk to each other and get drunk hour, 5-7.

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

'I've given you 110% for ten years as you requested. Now I'm taking the year off that I've earned!'

Sabbatical Diary: Day Six - I notice my surroundings.

"Pastor, we think it's time for your sabbatical."