Summer Sabbatical Seeker Pillows

'There they go...mentally shredding.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Holiday time.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Working Holiday

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Tourists in Egypt

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Easter Island Shades...

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Camping.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Technological Dependence.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

The Airport.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

The Desert Island Package

"I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years."

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

Two boys eating ice cream

"Yipeee!"