Screen Sabbatical Seeker Pillows

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'There's nothing on.'

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Technological Dependence.

Binge Watch

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Finger on the Z Key

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Sunbathing with your PC.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"All the better to ignore you with."

Planned service changes

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

Consumer care and technologies

No wifi. Talk to each other and get drunk hour, 5-7.

Bungee jumping with your PC.

A woman sunbathes with a laptop over her face

"It's so easy to tell when Larry needs a vacation. The ozone smell is always a dead give-away!"

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

Mobile phones vs books

'I tell you, he just sits in back of that thing all day.'

Aren't they supposed to be moving?

"I'm not sure I understand this email you sent me about being too distant, but I'll answer it in a minute."