Tech Sabbatical Taker Pillows

"Put the #$@*&! device away."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Technological Dependence.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

Planned service changes

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

Computer Jobs

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

No wifi. Talk to each other and get drunk hour, 5-7.

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"This program really isn't user friendly."

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

"Pastor, we think it's time for your sabbatical."

We've agreed - no laptops.

'You know what I just noticed about playing outside? No pop-up windows.'

'Remember when we would come to the beach and not delete email?'

Planned Service Changes

"When did you get back from sabbatical?"

'Why don't you just send it a post card?'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

And so, Theron Heir, writer of Rudy Park, has unveiled the nature of the looming apocalypse … You're quitting? No. Taking a vacation. For one year. A whole year?! We'll miss commenting on the election! The country needs my incisive, unbridled passion for social justice! This is an outrage! AN OUT – Wait … are we going someplace tropical? Actually, we're auditioning new writers next week. I'm vacationing. You're still going to be here. An outrage!!!