Tech Sabbatical Taker Mugs

"Put the #$@*&! device away."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Technological Dependence.

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Computer Jobs

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

Planned service changes

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

No wifi. Talk to each other and get drunk hour, 5-7.

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"This program really isn't user friendly."

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

"Pastor, we think it's time for your sabbatical."

We've agreed - no laptops.

'You know what I just noticed about playing outside? No pop-up windows.'

'Remember when we would come to the beach and not delete email?'

Planned Service Changes

'Why don't you just send it a post card?'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"When did you get back from sabbatical?"

"Too much mis-information out there, I'm taking a break from social media. I'll let everyone know by posting it online."