News Sabbatical Seeker Mugs

"Would you feel better, Sue...if we stopped watching the news?"

Working Holiday

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Technological Dependence.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Planned service changes

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"I need a gap year."

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

Just along for the ride.

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

Planned service changes

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

Salesman on Holiday

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.

No wifi. Talk to each other and get drunk hour, 5-7.

"It's so easy to tell when Larry needs a vacation. The ozone smell is always a dead give-away!"

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

'I've given you 110% for ten years as you requested. Now I'm taking the year off that I've earned!'

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'