Office Sabbatical Survivor Pillows

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Working hours.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I feel your pain."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Technological Dependence.

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Office Weather

Getting through the week.

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Spam in inbox.

Information. Innuendo

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Exhausted employee

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"