Planning A Sabbatical Gifts

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Airlines

Working Holiday

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'How very Cumbria.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

'See you in two weeks!'

Technological Dependence.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Planned service changes

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Holiday Luggage

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

Planned service changes

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

Just along for the ride.

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'