Power Sabbatical Seeker Gifts

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Working Holiday

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Tourists in Egypt

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Technological Dependence.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

'Bring me some more power.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

The Airport.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years."

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Glass Ceiling

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"I need a gap year."

"Sure, you could make a good living in private industry, but believe me, you wouldn't be running any kingdoms."

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"Honey, run!"

Robot about to eat a battery