Relaxed Dreamer Gifts

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

"I never have trouble sleeping - I can do it with my eyes closed!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Mr. Right!"

Pina Coladas

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Awkward First Dates

Sinking with your heart

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'Can we move over there?'

You're the cream in my coffee.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"Swing me with your words."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

The Wishing Well