Stress-free Dreamer Gifts

Life-Work Balance.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"Don't bring the cares of the barn out into the pasture."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Imagine there's no office...

'I'm 85 to 90 percent sure that I've got it!'

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

Monster under the bed.

Don't have nightmares!

No Action Comics

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'All the stress of the job went away once I stopped giving a damn.'

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

'Freelancing might be a viable option.'

'It is a little-known fact that all our energy problems would be solved if kids weren't such total wimps.'

'We've heard that you don't have a debt. Please come with us, sir, you're under arrest because of being an unpatriotic domestic demand saboteur.'

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

"When I count to three you will have given up smoking but you will think you are Elvis Presley."

"For heaven's sake try to relax now you're retired."

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

Late Night Doubts.

When you get worried and you can't sleep. . .