Stress-free Visionary Gifts

"For heaven's sake try to relax now you're retired."

Imagine there's no office...

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Business Vacation.

Stage producer.

"I'm ahead of my time."

I'm color blind, please help.

'I just invented business!'

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

Life-Work Balance.

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

"I've simplified our work process!"

'I can dream, can't I?'

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...