Stress-free Visionary Pillows

"For heaven's sake try to relax now you're retired."

Imagine there's no office...

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Business Vacation.

'I just invented business!'

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

"I'm ahead of my time."

Stage producer.

I'm color blind, please help.

Life-Work Balance.

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

"I've simplified our work process!"

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

'I can dream, can't I?'