Relaxed Dreamer Pillows

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

"I never have trouble sleeping - I can do it with my eyes closed!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Pina Coladas

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Awkward First Dates

Sinking with your heart

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Can we move over there?'

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"Swing me with your words."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Join me in a glass of champagne?

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

'You should have seen the one that got away!'