Cleanliness Commander Pillows

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

In the art gallery

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

Cleaning Lockers.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'