Cleanliness Challenger Gifts

"I don't know what he's protesting, but he's been on a cleaning strike ever since I married him."

Man who wears one pair of y-fronts for two weeks

Your work station is a disgrace.

"I see your brother's here for the long weekend."

"If you're going to take up parkour during lockdown, at least clean your shoes."

"It's not like I have some weird obsession with mud, but it keeps mom's expectations of cleanliness down to a reasonable level."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

In the art gallery

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

Cleaning Lockers.

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.