Green Home Advocate Gifts

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

The sea 2050.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Not to mention the park view."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

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