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"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"You run into a window, too?"

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

A bit of Newlyn.

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

Santa hosing the Chimney.

"Damned cyclists."

'Isn't it great?!'

Santa relaxes by Fire

Know Your Level

'I told mom and dad we should call a chimney sweep before Christmas!'

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

Father Christmas' skeleton discovered by Chimney Sweep

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

The Postman's Winter Delivery

The Apprentice

Have you had your flu shot yet?

Steeplejack.

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

"Cor, what a site!"

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

Chimney Sweep

Episcopalian Flue Jab.