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"Damned cyclists."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

A bit of Newlyn.

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"But plague spreading is all I know?"

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

'I told mom and dad we should call a chimney sweep before Christmas!'

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

Father Christmas' skeleton discovered by Chimney Sweep

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Sanitizer

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

Steeplejack.

The Apprentice

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

Pyromania Therapy Clinic has a 'singe in' sheet.

Have you had your flu shot yet?

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

'What'd I miss?'

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

Chimney sweep is faced with a mischievous imp.

Merry Christmas

Episcopalian Flue Jab.

Chimney Sweep