Car Cleaner Gifts

Nervous car wash owner sees huge flock of birds on his roof when he opens up for business.

Hand Car Wash.

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

Eyewash.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Plane windscreen cleaner

"Clean your specs, lady?"

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

Elephant cleans a car.

Spiderman car window cleaner

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

Window Cleaner asks for help.

Bird poo decals.

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

"I move for less transparency."

'What was all that yelling outside?'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That sould keep you busy for the next decade.'

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

"Uh-oh! - That was the window cleaner. . ."

Alien window cleaner...

"So this is the company ladder you told me you were at the top of!"

'It's in my resume. I don't do computer windows.'