Car Wash Fanatic Pillows

Man going through a car wash in a bath tub.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

A 1950's Barber Shop

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Elephant cleans a car.

"Our smart car sent a text saying it went to the car wash to get all the winter salt off it. Did it also have to say because I was too lazy to do it?"

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

Bird poo decals.

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

Wild Window Washers

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

"The good news is it wasn't a slow leak. The bad news is I have tinnitus."

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

But this is more than the estimate!

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

Hog Wash.

"Washing the car?"