Laundry Guru Pillows

'My laundry just sent me a friend request.'

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'How to get mustard stains out of clothing? Excuse me while I call my mother!'

'Hey, don't look at me - you're the one who cut off the laundry tags because you found them itchy!'

The Stocking Elves...Resort to a Life of Crime

Domestic Superheroes!!

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Caw blimey!'

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Santa's wash day.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Search for Missing Socks

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.