Laundry Guru Mugs

'My laundry just sent me a friend request.'

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'How to get mustard stains out of clothing? Excuse me while I call my mother!'

'Hey, don't look at me - you're the one who cut off the laundry tags because you found them itchy!'

The Stocking Elves...Resort to a Life of Crime

Domestic Superheroes!!

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Caw blimey!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Santa's wash day.

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'