Laundry Guardian Mugs

No new t-shirts until you learn how to put them on carefully.

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

A man washing a mascot costume

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

'Caw blimey!'

Dreams I have had...

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Santa's wash day.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets