Clutter Magician Gifts

"Let me guess, when you cleaned your room when you were a kid you put all your clutter under the bed."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Bob’s Museum

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"We need a better piling system."

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

A catch-all is born.

'Hows it coming?'

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"I'm running a loose ship."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Don't forget to wash your hands."

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

Martha Stewart at Home.

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Missing Sock

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"But this way I know where everything is."

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'