Oceanic Psychic Aficionado T-Shirts

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

A close shave on the Titanic...

Psychic diving competition.

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"You like people and people respond to that."

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

Sid's Seafood Cafe: Sorry, out of kelp!

Submarine

"What's that clicking sound?"

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"I'm not having trouble reading your mind, but the typos and grammatical errors are frustrating. . ."

Mermaid

"Great...that was another wet summer, just like last year!"

'Are you sure those are dolphins?'

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

"It's the perfect stocking stuffer!"

Ruth the vet had become very attached to one of her patients!

"He uses a silencer."

"Was it a good time? Yes. Was it a whale of a time? No."