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Replacements for Paul the Psychic Octopus

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

A close shave on the Titanic...

Psychic diving competition.

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Nothing - he's ghosting you."

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"You like people and people respond to that."

Submarine

Sid's Seafood Cafe: Sorry, out of kelp!

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"What's that clicking sound?"

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"What can you tell me about my life?"

'Are you sure those are dolphins?'

"I'm not having trouble reading your mind, but the typos and grammatical errors are frustrating. . ."

"Great...that was another wet summer, just like last year!"

Mermaid

"You like to drink toilet water, roll in poop, and sniff butts..."

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

"Was it a good time? Yes. Was it a whale of a time? No."

'Which one do you want to read?'

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

"He uses a silencer."