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'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

'How fast can you hype?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Team Leader

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

The quarantine self cut.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Free and Open Source Software.

Pottery

"Things are getting desperate...we have to do something!"

'I got one this small.'

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'Wheeee...'