Marine Mystic T-Shirts

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Seances of the future

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Aquarium Distress Call.

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."

"We must be near water - I can smell rotting fish."

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

Killer Whales as Juvenile Delinquent Pickpockets.

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

"Damn...wrong shoal!..."

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

'Why the glasses? Well, at my age, it's not so easy to see krill...'

Tentacle reaching for a sunbathing lady.

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

Dolphin Court

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

Mermaid Portaloo.