Marine Mystic T-Shirts

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Seances of the future

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

Killer Whales as Juvenile Delinquent Pickpockets.

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Aquarium Distress Call.

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."

"We must be near water - I can smell rotting fish."

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

'Why the glasses? Well, at my age, it's not so easy to see krill...'

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

"Damn...wrong shoal!..."

Tentacle reaching for a sunbathing lady.

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

Dolphin Court

Noah's Ark on a cruise ship.

'Oh gross mum,, Tommy's blowing spit bubbles again'

Mermaid Portaloo.

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'