Marine Magician Prints

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

'How fast can you hype?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Team Leader

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

The quarantine self cut.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"Things are getting desperate...we have to do something!"

Free and Open Source Software.

'I got one this small.'

Pottery

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'Wheeee...'

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."