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With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

'Something tells me we're close!'

The ocean is no place for a star.

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

'Don't tell me you're am mammal too?'

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

"It says, for a small user fee, you can now arrange to hear oceans sounds on your watch."

"It's your mother calling."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

Crab conductor.

'I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew... Dude.'

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."

Violinist on a surfboard

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

"Hey! Applause!"

Conductor.

Quartet on surfboards

Octopus-bagpipes

New, Improved Conch Shell.