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'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

Marine Band

Lion Choir.

Anchored Fish.

Violinist on a surfboard

'Where did he learn to carry a tune?'

With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

Conductor.

Octopus-bagpipes

"I've had a request. Nonetheless, here's another song."

'How about some barber shop harmony?'

The Fiddler crab.

Silent Night.

"I won an tenor on the lottery."

'Here's a little tune I wrote about the job of chowing down and taking naps...'

Rail Regions Glee Club bursts into life

Life Guard.