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"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Bashful in Nashville

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

Music from the moon.

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

'Old blue-screen's back!'

Dolly Parton

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

Rhinestone Accountant

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."

Banjo Player

'One more yippeee-ki-yi from Roy Rogers back there,and i'm putting a hoof through that guitar.'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

"I didn't send for a music teacher."

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

Bobby Biddle, world's worst country singer.

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

"Let me do all the singing."