Off-key Artist T-Shirts

JimmyFest 2006

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Interpretive napping

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"Would you like to buy a commemorative photo of your firing?"

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"How much do you want off the top?"

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

Fuzz - The band will never lose its artistic integrity.

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

"I didn't send for a music teacher."

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

Happy little clouds

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

"I'm just doing this until my album breaks!"

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Cellist on Mars

"Is this the e-cig room?

Violin Pipe

'I saw your smoke signal.'

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

"Is there a reason you haven't done any work?"

'Creative meeting. I hope you're taking this seriously.'

"He's always had a fascination with the hard drinking,hard living writer,the tortured genius. It's an image he's tried to emulate. Unfortunately he's only ever managed the first two parts." "I can't <hic> feel my face."