Ocean Crooner Pillows

With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

Blue Whale

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

'Something tells me we're close!'

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

The ocean is no place for a star.

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

"It says, for a small user fee, you can now arrange to hear oceans sounds on your watch."

"It's your mother calling."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

'Don't tell me you're am mammal too?'

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."

Crab conductor.

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

'I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew... Dude.'

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

"Hey! Is that a tiny speaker making ocean noises, and a little camera?"

Violinist on a surfboard

"Hey! Applause!"

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."

Conductor.

Quartet on surfboards

New, Improved Conch Shell.