Oceanic Artist Prints

Rainbow violin surfers

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'Another nice wave.'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

The Hudson River School of Art.

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

The synchronized shower event.

"What's that clicking sound?"

'I'm a marine. This is our new camouflage.'

'Say, this is interesting.'

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Fish's Revenge.

Goldfish

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

Diver disguised as a fish

Violinist on a surfboard

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

"He uses a silencer."

"Was it a good time? Yes. Was it a whale of a time? No."

Replacements for Paul the Psychic Octopus

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

Tattooist underwater copying an anchor.

Fly fishing

'Foreign exchange student.'

Deep Sea Restaurant

Surfer holds an umbrella to keep dry.