Nautical Artist Prints

A parrot misdemeanour sees some plank walking action.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Fish or Cut Bait

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Lighthouse Beam.

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Distractions.

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'